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Blonde on Fire
There was a blonde whose house was on fire.

She calls the fire department screaming, ''Help me, help me. My house is on fire. Please!''

The fire department operator says, ''Okay, okay. Calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?''

The blonde answers, ''Duh, in that big red truck!"





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