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Blonde with Chickens
A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?''

The blonde replies: ''I have chickens!''

The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?''

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"





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